Giving new meaning to the expression “watch your back.”

Things that will get you suspended…I’m sure you know a few (fighting, weapons, too many absences etc.)

Well here’s one more you can add to the list: Leap-Frogging over a teacher. I refused to believe this actually happened until receiving confirmation from Mr. M. Poor Mr. M, he had only recently survived a confrontation with Yancy (see post: I don’t think you can handle this…”) There is no way a guy would actually leap-frog over a teacher, this has to be urban legend. Nope, it happened and here’s what went down according to Mr. M:

I was walking down hall and suddenly felt something graze the back of my head and THUD! It landed in front of me. What the fuck just happened? Aaron leap-frogged over me and is balls grazed the back of my head. At which point went home and thoroughly washed my hair because judging by the greasy mop Aaron has hanging down his neck and his dirty fingernails, I doubt that his testicles get washed that often. And, I’m a bit of a germ-a-phobe.

Oh man, the end of the year is coming fast, less than 5 days left before final exams start.