Today at the end of class I ask the students to write down three pieces of advice that they would give to the students in biology next year. Of course there were the usual suspects: do your home work; pay attention; study etc.. But here are some of the gems:
1. RUN! RUN! RUN AWAY!!!! (the student who wrote this has a 95 average)
2. Don't take Honors Bio (one student who wrote this has a 70, the other student has a 43).
3. DO NOT!! drop the F-bomb.
4. Don't skip class and expect to get away with it (what makes this funny is this student has perfect attendance).
5. Don't piss off Ms. S. She'll stop class and wait until you apologize for being an ass.
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